Monthly Archives: April 2011

She Is Not a Frat Boy

Belching, cursing like a sailor and passing gas might be hilarious in the company of drunken teens and twenty somethings. But, is it really the impression you want Her to have when She thinks of you? Advertisements

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Channel Her Grandmother

She probably has a favorite something from Her grandma; something that has a special meaning to Her. It could be the scent of gardenias that filled Grandma’s house. Perhaps a story about how Her grandmother took Her driving when She … Continue reading

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Tilt Windmills For Her

Don Quixote was out of his damned mind. Everyone knows that. A “normal”, middle-aged man, leading an uneventful life; he believed himself to be a knight of old who battled for the honor of his lady fair. He read stories … Continue reading

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Be a Rock Not a Potato

She can lean on a rock. She can be supported by a rock. A rock makes a nice, stable, strong foundation. Potatoes just sit there.

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She’s a Model

If, when you look at Her, you feel you have to admit that She is not as beautiful as a model or an actress, you’re not looking right.

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Dance With Her

Does it matter what other people think of you? Just Her right? (Well that’s what you’ve said. Really, I heard you. She heard you.) So, even if you dance like a stick. Even if your moves have been compared to … Continue reading

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Ask For Directions

I’m not suggesting you pull over at a gas station to find out which way to turn. Guys don’t do that. I am, however, recommending that you figure out what makes Her happy, what She likes. Sometimes (read frequently) the … Continue reading

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