Garage sales are designed to clean out all that old stuff that you don’t need and don’t have room for anymore. Now that you have a relationship with Her, it’s time to let go of all that crap you’ve been holding on to. Trash the stuff you’re never going to use again; that nasty lawn chair with the missing seat, the incomplete set of utensils from your first apartment, the unused notebooks and folders from the last time you were in school, the old phone numbers, pictures and mementos of girls gone by. And all that baggage that you’ve had since before you met Her? Don’t worry, you’ll get all new baggage with Her. So dump the old stuff.
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