Learn To Read

Reading a newspaper is easy. So is reading a book, a magazine, a stop sign and the back of your Froot Loops box to obtain the recommended daily allowance of fiber in your balanced diet. It’s just a matter of recognizing strings of letters and words and remembering what they signify. Reading a woman is much the same process. It is merely recognizing a series of letters and words, actions, reactions, tones, moods, intentions, clothes, accessories, colors, weather patterns, family histories and moon phases, remembering what they signify, combining that knowledge with the results from yesterday, cross referencing those results with the spreadsheet from the previous year, coming up with two possible solutions and then flipping a coin.

You’ll be wrong half the time but She is, most assuredly, worth it.

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About John

It is important to me to treat women not just fairly but well.
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2 Responses to Learn To Read

  1. Capitaintwinkie says:

    You made me laugh out loud today. Thank you!

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