The Blonde Joke Analogy

This one is for all the shes who would be Her.
Women have faced a problem since, well, since forever. Why, regardless of the number of relationships, do the same problems arise? How many of us have heard a woman say, “I always seem to end up with the same kind of guy? You know, the one who just sits on the couch and won’t get a job, treats me badly, yada, yada, yada. I think I’m gonna die. Aren’t there any good men out there?”
Well, yeah.
Perhaps an illustration.
A blonde walks into the doctor’s office at her wit’s end (no she doesn’t have to be a blonde but this is just an analogy so stay on point please).
“Doctor, please help me!”
“What’s the problem ma’am?”
“I hurt all over. I’m sure I’ll die.”
“I’m certain it’s not that serious, please explain.” says the doctor.
She points to her shoulder and winces, “it hurts when I touch my shoulder.”
“Go on.”
She points to her abdomen and stifles a sob, “It hurts when I touch my stomach!”
“Is there more?”
She points to her knee and almost cries, “It hurts so bad when I touch my knee. Doctor, please! Every part of my body causes me pain, I must have some exotic disease or cancer or something just as terrible!. Please, please help me!”
The doctor considered her plight and reassured her. “Everything will be fine ma’am. There is nothing to worry about.”
“Doctor, how can you say that. No matter where I touch, I’m in terrible pain.”
“It’s okay ma’am. You have a broken finger.”
Settling for the same kind of guy every time will inevitably result in the same kind of relationship. Change the way you find or choose a potential mate (stop pointing at your wound with the same finger) and you’ll see a change in the gene pool. And, no, you can’t just stop looking at the County Line Bar and start searching Bubba’s Sack o’ Suds.”


About John

It is important to me to treat women not just fairly but well.
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4 Responses to The Blonde Joke Analogy

  1. wordsfallfrommyeyes says:

    Have heard that one, but such a good one. And yes the same things happen with the same guys. WTF? !!

    • John says:

      The key word is “same.” I believe one of the definitions of insanity is “repeating a behavior and expecting a different result.” Thanks so much for reading.
      Sincerely, john

  2. jezibelle says:

    Maybe we should stop going for “he makes my toes curl” and start going for “he makes breakfast and takes out the trash” 🙂

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