Monthly Archives: October 2011

Happy Halloween

If She is going to get you a Prince Charming costume, the least you can do is make sure it fits. Advertisements

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Come Back Shane

No, it’s not okay to go off on your guys only weekend when She is sick at home. Period.

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Say I Love You When You’re Mad

No, not only when you’re mad. And I’m not trying to convince you to recite a sonnet professing your undying love while you’re having a heated argument, that could be suicidal. But, once you’ve argued your case and said what … Continue reading

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Cell Phone Etiquette

She says; “Can I use your cell phone?” Partner says; “Hold on a minute.” or Partner says; “It just stopped working.” or Partner says; “I’ve been having a lot of trouble with it.” or Partner says; “What? Don’t you trust … Continue reading

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Push Her Buttons

It’s not just about pushing the right buttons. It’s at least as important not to push the wrong ones. No one in his right mind would walk into a Hungarian nuclear missile silo with no experience and start pushing buttons … Continue reading

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Ladies’ Choice

Remember, unless you’re paying Her or She’s chained to your chair, She is not with you because She has to be. She is with you because She wants to be. The fact that She chooses to be with you every … Continue reading

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Einstein Was Right

Time is relative. LL Cool J delivered a line in the film, “Deep Blue Sea.” Basically he said if you get your hands on a hot stove, a second can seem like an hour. Get your hands on a hot … Continue reading

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