Understanding Women

Understanding women is simple.

Amaze you friends!

Impress your peers!

Step one; Get it through your thick skull that you will never understand women.

Step two; Realize it is your problem, not Hers.

Step three; Admit, (if not to Her than at least to yourself) that it is your inability to grasp Her motivations, not Her unfathomable complexity that keeps you unable to comprehend.

Step four; Apologize for your shortcomings.

If you find yourself beginning to confront Her because you believe you can make Her come around to your point of view (naive). Or, you are about to tell Her that the point She is making doesn’t hold water (combative). Or, God forbid, the words; “You’re not making any sense!” are right behind your teeth (suicidal), just pause for a second.

Catch your breath.

Look Her straight in the eyes.

See step one.

Lather. Rinse. Repeat.

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About John

It is important to me to treat women not just fairly but well.
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3 Responses to Understanding Women

  1. Lafemmeroar says:

    Patent this and you’ll make lots of dough … 🙂 U R a wise man!

  2. Jessica says:

    Simple directions anyone can follow! Love it!

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