The Ant Post

One of my favorite readers reposted a video on how to get guys titled Ants and Grape Jelly, in which she claims that the same tactics used to lure insects to their deaths may be used to get guys to notice you. To which I say; attracting men is like attracting ants, and just as difficult (read easy). Just offer a bit of sugar. You know, sugar. Generally though, the guys that show up for a taste will be just as annoying as the bugs and they’ll only stay until the sugar runs out.

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It is important to me to treat women not just fairly but well.
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4 Responses to The Ant Post

  1. Jessica says:

    As usual, love your spin on this! I’d rather not attract bugs, but here’s hoping my sugar doesn’t run out!

  2. samantha says:

    hahahahaha. oh, crap, it’s TRUE!

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