Auto Erotica

We love our cars. We believe they tell people who we are. We like them to be clean and performing well. Remember, no matter what kind of car you have; be it a Volkswagen beetle or a Beemer.

Whether you like to handle a sporty Italian coupe or a Town and Country Wagon .

If your idea of the perfect vehicle is an Austin-Healey or a Sherman tank , every vehicle will perform and get you where you need to go if you just take care of it.

 

Rotate the tires, change the oil, take it out for a leisurely drive every so often and be sure all of its needs are met and you will have something dependable and desirable for good.

By that same token, if you neglect your car, if you don’t get new tires once in a while or give it good gas, if you only use it to get you through rush hour traffic and do not make sure all of its requirements are fulfilled, She will leave you on the side of the road, alone.

Do we really need to explain the metaphor?

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About John

It is important to me to treat women not just fairly but well.
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2 Responses to Auto Erotica

  1. Jessica says:

    You just made me feel better about all those stranded motorists I’ve left out there!

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