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Think Harder

If She is out of sorts and you can’t think of anything you did to upset Her, you are not thinking hard enough. Advertisements

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Keep Your Receipts

It is always a good idea to keep your receipts when you buy something for Her. You never know when something might be deductible or, more importantly, what kind of mistake you might have made. Whatever you bought could be the … Continue reading

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The Donkey Admonition

Ladies, please remember that a jackass with a nice ass is still an ass.

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Take Her Someplace New

When you get the chance you should take Her someplace She has never been to do something She has never done.     We’ll be back Monday.

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You Can’t Win If You Don’t Play

If you never buy a ticket, you’ll never win the lottery. If you never fill out that Publisher’s Clearing House stack of mail, Ed McMahon’s crew will never show up at your house with a bunch of flowers and a … Continue reading

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Invest Wisely

She will keep track of everything you do or don’t do. Whether on purpose or by accident, there will be an accounting of everything you say or don’t say. Every time you make Her feel a certain way, good or bad, is an investment in … Continue reading

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Happy Valentine’s Day

She might say, “I hope you got me something good for Valentine’s Day!” or, “Valentine’s Day is a silly holiday, just made up by the card and chocolate companies to boost their sales. It doesn’t really mean anything.” Now pay … Continue reading

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