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I went to a wedding recently. There were flowers everywhere. The men were in tuxes. The women were in beautiful dresses. The bride was a vision in white. A gorgeous flowing gown. An exquisite veil. Her hair was perfectly coiffed. Months … Continue reading
A walk in the rain is romantic. Walk barefoot together on the beach in a gentle Summer rain. or Get your good suit completely soaked running in a frigging monsoon to get an umbrella for Her. Either way, a walk in the … Continue reading
If you truly, absolutely, in your heart of hearts know, without a doubt that you understand women. That you can predict Her actions and reactions. That there is no more mystery in that beautiful enigma we call woman. Congratulations, you have finally … Continue reading
Never. Never. And I can’t stress this enough. Never criticize the way a woman shoots.
She wants a partner who will live by those three little words. They should always be apparent regardless of the circumstance. She should read them in the way you work and play. In everything you do. In every way you do. She should … Continue reading
She may get a Dolly Parton boob job (the word “augmentation” doesn’t change what it is folks). Take four pounds of fat from Her butt and inject it into Her lips so She can look like Mick Jagger in a vacuum. Kill all … Continue reading
If She is out of sorts and you can’t think of anything you did to upset Her, you are not thinking hard enough.