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Password

You should give Her complete access to your life. Even if She never takes advantage of it, knowing you have nothing to hide tells Her She can trust you. She should be able to read your e-mails and text messages and listen to your … Continue reading

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The Vanity Chest

She may get a Dolly Parton boob job (the word “augmentation” doesn’t change what it is folks). Take four pounds of fat from Her butt and inject it into Her lips so She can look like Mick Jagger in a vacuum. Kill all … Continue reading

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Read To Her

Before you go to sleep, or on a Saturday afternoon. Maybe just after supper or on your lunch break. Find the time to read something to Her. Whether it is a newspaper article or something on line that you find … Continue reading

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Notice

Every time you see Her, take a look at Her. Notice everything about Her. Look at the color of Her eyes. Notice the cut and color of Her hair. Look at Her clothes. Is She wearing a new dress, blouse, … Continue reading

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Take the Reins

Taking the reins is another way of saying you should steer a relationship in a certain direction. You can step up and make a decision when everyone else is saying; “What do you want to do? I don’t know. What … Continue reading

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Don’t Die For Her

True love is not just being willing to die for Her. That’s easy. True love is being willing to live for Her.

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Make Up a Reason

Call Her just to say hi. Send Flowers because it’s Tuesday. Meet Her for lunch because it’s sunny. Take Her to see a movie because it’s not. Get Her a little present because you saw it in the window. Get … Continue reading

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