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The Most Beautiful Bride

I went to a wedding recently. There were flowers everywhere. The men were in tuxes. The women were in beautiful dresses. The bride was a vision in white. A gorgeous flowing gown. An exquisite veil. Her hair was perfectly coiffed. Months … Continue reading

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Take A Walk in the Rain

A walk in the rain is romantic. Walk barefoot together on the beach in a gentle Summer rain. or Get your good suit completely soaked running in a frigging monsoon to get an umbrella for Her. Either way, a walk in the … Continue reading

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Get Some Professional Help

If you truly, absolutely, in your heart of hearts know, without a doubt that you understand women. That you can predict Her actions and reactions. That there is no more mystery in that beautiful enigma we call woman. Congratulations, you have finally … Continue reading

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Wife Rule #1 Third Edition

Never. Never. And I can’t stress this enough. Never criticize the way a woman shoots.

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Those Three Little Words

She wants a partner who will live by those three little words. They should always be apparent regardless of the circumstance. She should read them in the way you work and play. In everything you do. In every way you do. She should … Continue reading

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Happy Independence Day Revisited

This post was originally written last year but I think it bears repeating.   Over two hundred thirty-five years ago a group of British subjects, frustrated with their government, spent almost eight years in an arduous attempt to free themselves … Continue reading

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The Vanity Chest

She may get a Dolly Parton boob job (the word “augmentation” doesn’t change what it is folks). Take four pounds of fat from Her butt and inject it into Her lips so She can look like Mick Jagger in a vacuum. Kill all … Continue reading

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