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You should give Her complete access to your life. Even if She never takes advantage of it, knowing you have nothing to hide tells Her She can trust you. She should be able to read your e-mails and text messages and listen to your … Continue reading

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The Most Beautiful Bride

I went to a wedding recently. There were flowers everywhere. The men were in tuxes. The women were in beautiful dresses. The bride was a vision in white. A gorgeous flowing gown. An exquisite veil. Her hair was perfectly coiffed. Months … Continue reading

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Take A Walk in the Rain

A walk in the rain is romantic. Walk barefoot together on the beach in a gentle Summer rain. or Get your good suit completely soaked running in a frigging monsoon to get an umbrella for Her. Either way, a walk in the … Continue reading

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Get Some Professional Help

If you truly, absolutely, in your heart of hearts know, without a doubt that you understand women. That you can predict Her actions and reactions. That there is no more mystery in that beautiful enigma we call woman. Congratulations, you have finally … Continue reading

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Wife Rule #1 Third Edition

Never. Never. And I can’t stress this enough. Never criticize the way a woman shoots.

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Those Three Little Words

She wants a partner who will live by those three little words. They should always be apparent regardless of the circumstance. She should read them in the way you work and play. In everything you do. In every way you do. She should … Continue reading

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Beads For The Natives

You buy Her flowers after you say “Aren’t those tight jeans uncomfortable?” Jewelry after you’re caught flirting with that buxomed waitress. Somehow, we believe that a gift that smells nice, or is shiny will distract Her. She is not a catfish, nor is She is stupid. If … Continue reading

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