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Password

You should give Her complete access to your life. Even if She never takes advantage of it, knowing you have nothing to hide tells Her She can trust you. She should be able to read your e-mails and text messages and listen to your … Continue reading

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The Most Beautiful Bride

I went to a wedding recently. There were flowers everywhere. The men were in tuxes. The women were in beautiful dresses. The bride was a vision in white. A gorgeous flowing gown. An exquisite veil. Her hair was perfectly coiffed. Months … Continue reading

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The Vanity Chest

She may get a Dolly Parton boob job (the word “augmentation” doesn’t change what it is folks). Take four pounds of fat from Her butt and inject it into Her lips so She can look like Mick Jagger in a vacuum. Kill all … Continue reading

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Think Harder

If She is out of sorts and you can’t think of anything you did to upset Her, you are not thinking hard enough.

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Keep Your Receipts

It is always a good idea to keep your receipts when you buy something for Her. You never know when something might be deductible or, more importantly, what kind of mistake you might have made. Whatever you bought could be the … Continue reading

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The Donkey Admonition

Ladies, please remember that a jackass with a nice ass is still an ass.

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Take Her Someplace New

When you get the chance you should take Her someplace She has never been to do something She has never done.     We’ll be back Monday.

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